lol this is too funny

Myssie, congrats on being my

69th

follower. LOL no joke.

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50shadesofbooty:

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essential-kiss:

Everyone should try this and leave a comment~ haha

I ate the trojan man because i’m sexy like that…

I slept with a bag of weed because I’m sexy like that.
My whole life in one sentence.

I banged a homo because I’m a pimp.
ok

I shot my best friend because I didn’t like the way she looked at me


I cuddled with your grandma because I’m sexy like that. Oh.
i slept with your mom because i have amazing boobs…. um

i banged a porn star because i have amazing boobs.
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SLUTTY ONES, DAMMIT.

i ran naked with a glass of milk because i have amazing boobs
w h a t

i banged paris hilton because i am gay.
seems  legitimate.

I shanked some crackheads because I have AMAZING boobs
I oohok then carry on

i shot a golf ball because hoes keep stealing my tacos…

i shanked my lover because i’m sexy like that
boooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

i shanked the kool-aid man because I didn’t like the way he looked at me.
1,615,629 plays

MARRRYYYYY MEEEEEE

Justin Bieber to Follow with 'L.A. Style' After Psy's 'Gangnam Style'!?

sjellie:

kpopstarz:

 

Psy has just finished his solo concert and is ready to head off to L.A to meet with Justin Bieber’s agency. They plan to talk about working together and future plans.

It was all thanks to Lee Kyu Chang for arranging this meeting between Psy and Justin Bieber. Lee Kyu Chang has been known to help top stars collaborate with others overseas. Justin Bieber’s agency had first asked about remaking the song “Gangnam Style.” However, Psy and his agency asked that they work together for a collaboration rather than a remake. 

Lee Kyu Chang commented, “After Justin Bieber’s manager watched Psy’s music video, they asked if they could make a remake of the song. If this goes through, a “L.A Style” could be sung by Justin Bieber. Psy will be going to L.A on the 15 to meet with Justin Bieber. If everything goes well, they could be working together for a collaborative album.” 

NO.

NO.

NO.

Someone deny this little boys rights and stop singing popular songs just to boost his popularity because no one wants this wannabe-Justin-Timberlake singing anymore!

what the fuck is this shit.